I can’t even explain how accurate this is.

I can’t even explain how accurate this is.

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retarded momentssss

  • me: faggot
  • retard: i know you are but what am I
  • me: i'm sexy.
  • retard: i know you are.

i think its weird that we all were taught the same way to write. but we all end up creating our own handwriting.

i cant even.

i cant even.

collegehumor:

 

The 15 Lessons Liz Lemon Has Taught All of Us [Click for full lesson plan]

Oh blarg! 30 Rock’s show is ending tonight, but the memories will live on in our hearts, and in our ability to now shotgun pizzas. Let us never forget the true wisdom Liz Lemon, and all of the 30 Rock cast, instilled in us. LEMON OUT. Continue

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collegehumor:

Two Men and Their Dogs and a Motorcycle
A man, that man’s best friend, and his best friend, and his best friend’s best friend. I swear, officer.

homodoguals.

collegehumor:

Two Men and Their Dogs and a Motorcycle

A man, that man’s best friend, and his best friend, and his best friend’s best friend. I swear, officer.

homodoguals.

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  • *me at school*
  • me: you faggots need to get my expert dictionary of sarcasm
  • students:
  • janitor:
  • class rat:
  • principal:
  • teacher: ok. master.

omgomgomgomgomgomg. yes.

omgomgomgomgomgomg. yes.

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so . is she training for being raped ?

so . is she training for being raped ?

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Yolo rant. (I guess)

you know what I don’t get. when these so called “popular” people say yolo. I mean I just don’t get it. when yodosmip makes much more sense. you don’t only live once. but you only die once so make it painful is true. imma go to your house and it painful